thripple:

he exists without flaw

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(Source: zaynphallic, via jenndelonge)

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mikbeth:

bobbyfinger:

This 30-second video of Nicki Minaj explaining what “beez in the trap” means is the most important and wonderful thing I’ve seen today.

#mark ruffalo’s face the entire time #oh my GOD

(via mcavoyings)

"

I was doing an interview once, and this guy goes, “So you must be pretty psyched about all this ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ stuff?”

And I was like, “Um, yeah, I am.” I have no idea why though. I had nothing to do with that movie. It’s just some people that kind of look like me are in this movie that everyone loves, and winning Oscars and stuff.

And then I was like, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are white people just psyched all the time?” It’s, like, “‘Back to the Future’! That’s us! ‘Godfather’! That’s us! ‘Godfather Part II’! That’s us! ‘Departed’! That’s us! ‘Sunset Boulevard’! That’s us! ‘Citizen Kane’! That’s us! ‘Jaws’! That’s us! Every fucking movie but ‘Slumdog Millionaire’ and ‘Boyz n the Hood’ is us! We are white people! Suck our dicks!”

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Aziz Ansari, “Are White People Psyched All The Time?”  (via transformfeminism)

(Source: fuckyeahdesipeople, via thispersonisillogical)

it's in the trees; it's coming: What Lot's Wife Would Have Said (If She Wasn't A Pillar of Salt) / Karen Finneyfrock →

librariesandlemonade:

Do you remember when we met
in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless,
and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing
you, when we were young, and blushed with youth
like bruised fruit. Did we care then
what our neighbors did
in the dark?

When our…

when you’re reading a fanfic and something terrible happens when you’re not expecting it

usb-dongle:

(via queerascobain)

gerardfukkenway:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

o k

o god it’s like he’s riding his shoulder jfc

amixedreality:

ladyofmischief:

katoby:

lucifersbutt:

if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it

yes

yes

I had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck

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froghat:

DEADPOOL (Wade Wilson)
↳ ”The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation… Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a ‘mercenary’. I prefer the title ‘cleaner of the gene pool’. And I’ve made a lot of good friends along the way: like Arcade. He’s always sending me to his amusement park.”

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queerascobain:

tyleroakley:

Well this is awkward.

It’s awkward because people still don’t know that the bible (let’s put aside the question if god exists) is written by men. They were influenced by their environment and culture at the time, their view on women and society. Other than with the Koran, Christians don’t claim that the authors have directly been told by “God” what should be written down, the book describes experiences people have made with ”God”.

The bible has also been translated from the original language,  Hebrew, to various others for over 1200 years. Every translator has put his or her own touch to it, so that it’s got a lot less to do with what the original authors (hundreds of men) intended to get across. [I put ”God” in quotes because I’m an atheist, but my point still stands.]

(Source: mc-xc)